I have to wonder if YouTube uses accelerometer data to target ads, because whenever I set the phone down to play something while I'm in the shower, they immediately sell me to some scam advertiser who would prefer to put on a twenty minute video about "digital real estate" instead.

After a second ad, they finally started playing my video… and, obscenely, only made it two or three minutes before the next 90sec ad block.

Feel like you're living in the future yet?