Omg. guys. check this out. I can't believe it either but it happened. We've made it. Don't tell them, it'd be rude. But, seriously:

Only the most annoying people are still exclusively on Twitter!

You can try it right now! Go log back in and scroll that shit for thirty seconds. Tell me you don't want to run away at full speed! You can finally delete your accounts now. I'm so proud of what we've accomplished