Wanna get depressed? Try looking up advice and resources for programmers who are blind. You'll get nothing but slickly-produced magical success stories about the one blind programmer at Microsoft or Google whose basic daily carryings-on look (sound) positively superhuman, and absolutely nothing to guide you to even the most basic function for yourself. Have fun with Narrator, somehow.

I'll be very lucky if my eyes ever stop doing this ... thing. For now it seems like I need to buy a projector.